Ok I'm back by popular demand! Woohoo.

Thanks zac.

Topic of the day : Retarded christmas songs!

No, I'm not talking about the nice meaningful ones such as oh night divine or silent night.

I'm talking about manufactured rubbish which have absolutely no link to the true meaning of christmas whatsoever.

Such as Rudolph the red nose reindeer and that ANNOYING AS HELL song which goes 'All I want for christmas is my 2 front teeth...' BAH.



First off, Rudy the red nose. Why do I hate that song? Cos it's wrong on all levels. First the poor dear, oops, i mean, deer, is ostracized by his stupid reinpeer (that's short for reindeer peer for you numbnuts) . And once Santa, that useless slave driving fatass, decides he needs to use his foglight of a nose on a foggy christmas eve, all the reinpeer loved him as they shouted out with glee.

I mean WHAT THE HELL MAN. Is poor rudolph gonna just be happy? Just because the other reindeer suddenly wanna suck up to him now that he's the head honcho?

HELL NO. What about all the years where
they never let poor rudolph
join in any reindeer games?

He's gonna just let it slide like it's no big deal?

Well guess what. In real life rudolph woulda SUED their reindeer asses for hate and discrimination and psychological damage.

Then he woulda sued santa's fat ass for animal abuse, that's what it is.


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And now to that even more idiotic 'all i want for christmas is my 2 front teeth' song.

Does the asshole who wrote the song even know that it's wrong grammatically?

'All i want for christmas ARE my two front teeth, dumbass.'

THAT SONG SUCKS. And it's even more annoying when they get kids to sing it on their CDs, thinking it's cute and endearing.

Well guess what, IT'S SURE AS HELL NOT CUTE.

When I hear kids sing that song I swear I wanna punch even more teeth from their mouths down their annoying kiddy necks.

You'll be wanting dentures next Christmas sonny boy.

And it's worse when some idiot singaoprean gets singaporean kids to sing it on some locally made christmas CD.

What, you think having the singaporean accent in song would help you hawk more CDs?
IT DOESN'T, AND IT MAKES IT SOUND CHEAP AND DISGUSTING (more so than it already is).

AND THOSE HORRID KIDS CAN'T EVEN SING PROPERLY.

STOP GIVING US YOUR BULLSHIT CHRISTMAS MUSIC COS WE DON'T WANT IT.