Looks like another year has passed since my last post, and WOW have things changed since. I lambasted twitter in that post, and since then, I myself have become a twitter whore! Yep i check my twitter on my BlackBerry every 30 mins. Dig that.

What hasn't changed is the fact that SMRT STILL SUCKS. After reaping in even greater profits (after tax and increases in fuel costs) they have got the nerve to once again inpose fee hikes for your poor everyday commuter. I'll said it once an i'll say it again, FUCK YOU SMRT!

And apparently another there was another case of trespassing and vandalism at one of their train depots. When will those idiots learn.... The best part about it though, is the fact that they have assigned an 'independent' committee to look into the matter. BUT SERIOUSLY MAN. How can it be considered independent when the CEO of SMRT IS CHAIRING THE COMMMITTEE HERSELF!??!?!

source http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1148430/1/.html

We Singaporeans are not stupid. Yes, sometimes we are gullible or a little naive, BUT NOT STUPID.

If you idiots at SMRT need more cash despite your record profits, falling levels of service and constant overcrowding on buses and trains, THEN JUST SAY SO.

Tell it to us straight, and give us statements like "There is no justification for fare increases, and you won't see improvements in our public transport system anytime soon, but we want more money from each and everyone of you because we have a monopoly and you have no choice," AND "the review committee set up is chaired by our own CEO and thus is anything BUT independent, we just want to come up with a conclusion that doesn't sound too harsh on ourselves."

Who knows SMRT, maybe we'd be LESS PISSED at you for not coming up with your usual INSANE BULLSHIT and expecting us to buy into any of it. It wouldn't make you any less shitty, but hey, I'd value the honesty.

Get bent, SMRT.

FUCK YOU SMRT. Distance fares can kiss my ass.

Seriously, as if the constant fare hikes weren't enough, you had to find a new way to implement even more fucked up fares and the best part about it is, you fuckers can't even admit that your fucking 'distance fares' are just a SCAM to RIP PASSENGERS OFF.

What about your ridiculous claim that 70% of all passengers' journeys will cost less?

My home to city, COSTS MORE
My home to camp, COSTS MORE
My home to friend's place,COSTS MORE
My home to swimming pool downstairs, COSTS THE SAME BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY FUCKING PLACE I CAN'T TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORT TO.

So what would you have me do? just swim for the rest of my life?

FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT AND FUCK PUBLIC TRANSPORT. I hope every citizen (who has not been brainwashed) will join me in my 1 commuter, 1 car project.

BOYCOTT the trains and buses and lrts and shit. just take your fucking car out and DRIVE. DON'T EVEN CAR POOL.

Public transport blows.

And have you seen the ridiculous ad campaigns?

Here's something that caught my eye in the papers.



FUCK YOUR STUPID RIP OFF OF TWITTER



more like smrt is over capacity right?

FUCK YOUR STUPID AD. your trains are too crowded as they are. why are you trying to further overcrowd them? Has anyone seen how fucked up trains from town are after 5 pm?

Maybe it wouldn't be a problem if you just stop sending out trains once every 10 fucking hours or so.



AND WHY WOULD YOU WANNA RIP OFF TWITTER ANYWAY?!?!

TWITTER IS A STUPID AS HELL APPLICATION FOR DUMBFUCKS AND BITCHES WHO THINK THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS SOOOO INTERESTED IN THEIR PATHETIC LIVES.

You know what is more stupid than twitter?

SMRT!

Maybe smrt should hire that swiss fellow to redesign their stupid trains, he did a better job than anyone else in their organisation.

"If you see any suspicious-looking person or article, please inform our staff or press the emergency communication button.

YES PLEASE. I FUCKING HELL WANT TO REPORT THAT BANGLA WHO IS LEANING HIS ENTIRE BODY ON THE GRAB POLE.

My hand was already holding onto the damn pole ok, and this bloody fuck bangla just leans his body onto it. Worse, he's now occupying 2 of the 3 available grab poles (you know those poles that kinda seperate into 3 poles so more hands can hold onto them). Selfish prick. MY HAND WAS THERE FIRST WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO LEAN YOUR BACK ONTO MY HAND.

I GET YOU DEPORTED THEN YOU KNOW.

Cheebye.

WOO HOO NOBODY READS THIS BLOG ANYMORE YAY.
MY ENLISTMENT GOT FUCKING DELAYED TILL JULY SO I OFFICIALLY AM DEPRESSED AND IN THE MOOD TO KILL SOMEBODY!

If you see my hair on facebook add it yay!


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peace!

Ok I'm back by popular demand! Woohoo.

Thanks zac.

Topic of the day : Retarded christmas songs!

No, I'm not talking about the nice meaningful ones such as oh night divine or silent night.

I'm talking about manufactured rubbish which have absolutely no link to the true meaning of christmas whatsoever.

Such as Rudolph the red nose reindeer and that ANNOYING AS HELL song which goes 'All I want for christmas is my 2 front teeth...' BAH.



First off, Rudy the red nose. Why do I hate that song? Cos it's wrong on all levels. First the poor dear, oops, i mean, deer, is ostracized by his stupid reinpeer (that's short for reindeer peer for you numbnuts) . And once Santa, that useless slave driving fatass, decides he needs to use his foglight of a nose on a foggy christmas eve, all the reinpeer loved him as they shouted out with glee.

I mean WHAT THE HELL MAN. Is poor rudolph gonna just be happy? Just because the other reindeer suddenly wanna suck up to him now that he's the head honcho?

HELL NO. What about all the years where
they never let poor rudolph
join in any reindeer games?

He's gonna just let it slide like it's no big deal?

Well guess what. In real life rudolph woulda SUED their reindeer asses for hate and discrimination and psychological damage.

Then he woulda sued santa's fat ass for animal abuse, that's what it is.


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And now to that even more idiotic 'all i want for christmas is my 2 front teeth' song.

Does the asshole who wrote the song even know that it's wrong grammatically?

'All i want for christmas ARE my two front teeth, dumbass.'

THAT SONG SUCKS. And it's even more annoying when they get kids to sing it on their CDs, thinking it's cute and endearing.

Well guess what, IT'S SURE AS HELL NOT CUTE.

When I hear kids sing that song I swear I wanna punch even more teeth from their mouths down their annoying kiddy necks.

You'll be wanting dentures next Christmas sonny boy.

And it's worse when some idiot singaoprean gets singaporean kids to sing it on some locally made christmas CD.

What, you think having the singaporean accent in song would help you hawk more CDs?
IT DOESN'T, AND IT MAKES IT SOUND CHEAP AND DISGUSTING (more so than it already is).

AND THOSE HORRID KIDS CAN'T EVEN SING PROPERLY.

STOP GIVING US YOUR BULLSHIT CHRISTMAS MUSIC COS WE DON'T WANT IT.

Well.....

I'm back, just because i sorta find this therapeutic even though no one reads this anymore. soo...
here goes.

a's have been sooo unbelievably fucked up. everything's so hard, and thank goodness it's not just me who finds it that way.

My family's been pissing me off too, i mean, fuck, they just booked a trip to japan.

I'VE BEEN IN ASIA ALL MY LIFE I WANNA GO JAPAN FOR WHAT.

IF I WANNA FLAMING EAT SUSHI I'D GO SUSHI TEI, or if i'm feeling rich, something better.

OMG so annoying!!! I've had it up to here with my stupid fucked up family.

Anyway. I am gonna blog about the top ten most annoying companies!! : )

Ok maybe not ten cos i haven't thought of ten yet.

In no particular order,

1) Osim

Osim, the epitome of home grown crap! How proud am I of osim, seriously.

First they come up with some gimmicky horse riding thing that looks fucking vulgar, and sell it to the most worthless lazy stupid fucks in the population claiming it to be an effective form of exercise.



WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! OVERPRICED NONSENSE.

Then, they come up with THIS rubbish.




WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE ARE STRESSED OVER MONEY AND SHIT YOU THINK THEY'LL BUY YOUR FUCKING EXPENSIVE HEAD MASSAGER AR.

STUPID FUCKERS.

Ok, honestly I am prejudiced against osim cos I study at this starbucks near my home and beside it there's an osim outlet with a big screen tv that they use to replay that fucked up noisy advertisment. FUCKING NOISY AND ANNOYING TO THE MAX.


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I have a LOT more to write about. But no time tonight, must go watch Jay Leno now hee hee.

Next post (if I remember) will include Apple computers and that fucking annoying Brazilian restaurant on 6th avenue.

What the hell, today I had to find out from ppl from other classes that the Math paper review was cancelled.

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE MAKE ANY ANNOUNCEMENT.

MATH TEACHER DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

LECTURER DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

IF I FUCKING SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL AT 9 am ON A PRISTINE SATURDAY MORNING ONLY TO FIND OUT CLASS WAS CANCELLED, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.

ATM. Annoying to max.

WaHaHaRs. WoRx.

OK whatever.

swtf.blogspot is proud to announce the result of this month's Cheebye of the month award.

Nominees are:
1) Barack NObama.
2) The fucking coffee bean & tea leaf outlet at rail mall + the fucking irritating manager.
3) Some prick in school who has been DAMN fucking annoying but I can't say anything.


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From the substandard service to the annoying indian manager who constantly bugs the students not to study (even when the whole fucking place is almost empty during breakfast hours), you'll find your own unique reason to hate the place.

Which is why I go to the coffee bean at guthrie's to study despite the closer proximity of the rail mall to my home.

CB rail mall can fuck off.